Ciara met Gav two years ago and realised she was onto a good thing - so today they live in a house with a lawnmower, a coffee maker and many, many newspapers and books. Gav also met Ciara, co-incidentally, two years ago - and now he mows the lawn, makes great coffee, and buys many, many newspapers and books.

Ciara studies for Law exams for a living after a brief stint of being a professonal student (viz-a-vis Students’ Union life) and Gav? Well, everything Gav touches turns to the property of UCD Students’ Union.

Ciara is to Kilkenny as Gav is to Meath,
Ciara is to RTÉ Radio 1 as Gav is to Phantom FM,
Ciara is to Gav’s credit card as Gav is to… er… Gav’s credit card bill.
Ciara is to Obama as Gav is to Hillary,
Ciara is to It’s A Wonderful Life as Gav is to The Matrix.
Ciara is to editing as Gav is to writing.
Ciara is to The Hills as Gav is to stuff that’s actually real,
Ciara is to Karl Pilkington as Gav is to Steve Merchant.
Ciara is to Americanos as Gav is to mochas.
Ciara is to hurling as Gav is to football,
Ciara is to Sudoku as Gav is to Rubik’s Cubes.
Ciara is to regulations as Gav is to constitutions and standing orders.
Ciara is to Elephant & Castle Chicken Wings as Gav is to all of his (and some of her spare) Elephant & Castle Chicken Wings.
Ciara is to running in elections as Gav is to running elections.
Ciara is to Time Magazine as Gav is to Q, most copies of Hot Press and the occasional FourFourTwo.
Ciara is to Lindt as Gav is to chocolate raisins.
Ciara is to sundried tomatoes from the Gourmet Store in Kilkenny as Gav is to grapes from a punnet from pretty much any corner shop in the First World.
Ciara is to The Irish Times as Gav is to The Sunday Tribune.
Ciara is to U2 as Gav is to Radiohead.
Ciara is to early mornings as Gav is to late nights…

…in short, Ciara is to Gav as Gav is to Ciara.

Basically, we’re the macaroni to the other’s cheese. Don’t worry, we won’t get too gushy here - if we are, give us a cyber-kick, danke schön.