Please. Lads.

Twenty Major’s take:

Of course Blogorrah is gone by the wayside now. Some have spoken of a falling out between the two top dogs, some have suggested a lack of money, but I can exclusively reveal they’re all in jail having been caught trying to score some PCP after Lindsay Lohan promised them a go of her fanny if they sorted her out. A truly sordid tale.

Be that as it may, gents, hurry the f**k up, would yiz?

In passing, btw, though I agree with almost everything that Twenty has to say about the safety of the Sunday Tribune post-Paul Howard’s departure, I must admit I think their capacity to attract new readers is still hit. I, for one, only started on the Trib because of Ross O’Carroll-Kelly and while I’ve discovered much more in there to keep me coming, others may not ever get that chance