Following on from earlier, I was walking out of the library room in the Law building at the Uni just a few minutes ago, and went in briefly to the cloakroom to check my bag was still there (oddly, you’re not allowed bring bags in with you to the library itself - an overelaborate security measure to stop people stealing books).

While in the cloakroom I heard a girl speaking in an usually stereotyped English accent, in English, on her phone, telling her friend to “sit back… relax… enjoy the evening…”. When I walked past her on the way out, she then burst right back into life, and told her conversational partner (in German)  the verbatim German equivalent of an “OMG! A dude just walked past in a Fratellis t-shirt!”.

Strange what some people will go for. I’ll bet the waft of vinegar coming from the shirt is what did it for her.